PRIORITIES

Obama dog: Not this week

First lady Michelle Obama's press secretary, Katie McCormick Lelyveld, is now saying the first family's new dog is definitely not coming this week, CBS News is reporting. While the family apparently has already selected the dog and met him a few weeks ago, there's no clear indication when the dog will come to live in the White House. Obama said they would get the dog after the G20 summit.

GET THE DOG. GET THE DOG. GET THE GOD DAMNED DOG.

Then fix the economy.