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And cocaine is not only popular in New York. “When I go to travel somewhere else, people think I do it and they’re so eager to shove it up my nose,” said Roxy Summers, a party promoter and D.J. who goes by the name Oxy Cottontail.

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IF THAT HURTS, WAIT TILL HE HEARS WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT HIS MUSIC

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Billy and Katie Lee Joel are hurt about rumors regarding the strength of their marriage, according to a close pal.

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NOT ONLY A PERVERT, BUT A CHEAP ONE AT THAT

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A former NYPD recruit told investigators he got pleasure out of paying underage girls on Staten Island to pierce their flesh with pins, law enforcement sources said yesterday.

Ranieri allegedly paid three girls - none of them older than 15 when the attacks began - to allow him to pierce their buttocks with pins and assault them with Bic pens, law enforcement sources said.

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I JUST WHACK MINE WITH A STICK UNTIL IT GETS GOOD AND SWOLLED UP

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To lengthen their penises, some men "use weights" and others "encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to enlarge them for six months," while others "pierce the glans of their penis and insert items into the holes to stimulate their partner."

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