WHO SAID IT #4

“I’m gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we are not being controlled, we’ll just do what we want.”

A. P.F. Chang
B. Chan Marshall
C. Charlie Chan
D. Jackie Chan

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WHO SAID IT #2

I have never smoked a cigarette, I have never smoked dope, I have never done cocaine. I would not put anything -- allow anybody to put anything -- in my body that's going to be harmful to me. That's who I am as a person."

A. Lou Reed
B. Eliot Spitzer
C. Billy Ray Cyrus
D. Roger Clemens

turns out he was lying

WHO SAID IT #1

In 1972, when I was studying chimpanzee behaviors in Tanzania, I thought it would be interesting to see how well I could survive on what chimps ate. I asked Jane Goodall, the director of the project, if it I could live like a chimp for a bit. She said O.K. Now I wanted to be really natural and truly be a part of the bush and so I added, “I’d like to do it naked.” There, she put her foot down: “You’ll wear at least a loincloth!”

A. Robin Williams
B. Ellen DeGeneres
C. Henry Kissinger
D. Richard Wrangham

too easy