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At Angel's Spa in suburban West Palm Beach, there's no menu for services.

The all-female staff simply tells customers what they'll get for their money.

On Thursday, the menu - and the service - got three of the staffers arrested.

Kayla Lavelle, 22, Marcia Dippolito, 48, and Charlotte Lee McKeehan, 25, were arrested and charged with practicing massage without a license, but investigators said they did more than that.

One of the women, Lavelle, gestured with her hands what an undercover Palm Beach County Sheriff's detective could buy for his money. She also told him that for $200, he could get "anything."

After telling the officer to "get comfortable" and take off his clothes, she left the room. When she returned, she began massaging his privates.

While it promotes itself as a spa on its web site, Angels is affiliated with Angels of Palm Beach which promotes itself as an escort service. Rooms at Angels include a canopy bed, a four-person jacuzzi and a BYOB bar. The spa also has a dungeon.

the local rag

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