Monday, April 30, 2007

MOM MAKES LOGICAL LEAP

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A Queens mother stands accused of the nearly unthinkable: pimping her daughters at 10 and 11 years old to feed a drug habit, the Daily News has learned.

The 34-year-old woman first pushed her older daughter, then 10, into prostitution in 2001, profiting from the sex sales until 2004, when relatives forced her to stop, according to prosecutors.

The younger sister was sent out at 11, selling herself for her mother from May to September 2004, prosecutors say.

[snipped] ... "They [were] out there [having sex] for nothing. So it's like [if they have sex] for money, I could get some," she said.

nydn

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO.... SAINT PIERRE CHANEL?

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A. Perfume overdose
B. Tripped over a handbag and broke his neck
C. Died in his sleep at age 98
D. Clubbed to death by Musumusu

I was going to say that!

WHO SAID IT - AND ABOUT WHAT?

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"It's one of the most miserable experiences a man will ever have and that's how I think we feel now."

A. Abelard, on being castrated
B. Hitler, on losing World War II
C. That guy who ate at McDonalds for a month, on eating at McDonalds for a month.
D. Pat Riley, on losing a basketball game.

uh huh

WHO SAID IT?

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"I still wear his pajamas to bed. How am I ever going to go form another relationship in my lifetime wearing Kurt's pajamas?"

A. Mrs. Rambis
B. Mrs Waldheim
C. Jill Krementz
D. Miss Love

shocker

Friday, April 27, 2007

AUSTRIAN PRAYER

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"O holy Saint Florian, spare my house, kindle others".

sentimental folk, aren't they

WHO SAID IT?

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"I think they should take everyone who works for The National Enquirer and the Star, and everyone who works for Us Weekly, and put them all to work looking for terrorists. I think they would find the terrorists. All of them. It would be genius!"

A. Condoleeza Rice
B. Rudy Giuliani
C. Britney Spears
D. Brittany Murphy

she's really on the ball!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

AND HITLER HAS APOLOGIZED FOR PRAISING ROXY MUSIC'S MANIFESTO - "IT REALLY WAS AN INFERIOR EFFORT," HE ACKNOWEDGES

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Singer Bryan Ferry apologizes for Nazi remarks

LONDON (Reuters) - British singer Bryan Ferry has apologized for remarks he made in an interview with a German newspaper in which he praised Nazi iconography as "just amazing" and "really beautiful."

here

COULD THEY DO BETTER AT THE ONION?

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Elsewhere in Iraq, the American military continued its battle against violence, with mixed results. North of Baghdad, two Iraqi women and two children were believed to have been killed in an American air strike that killed four insurgents, according to a military statement.

nyt

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:

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Frederick Law Olmsted [whose] 'Journey in the Seabound Slave States' describes the religious life of the common people of the southern back country in the 1850s. Olmsted provided a length account of a "Cracker" church in Georgia and recounted the sermons of the preacher, who attacked socialism, atheism and who constantly cried aloud to his audience.

link

NEW YORK NUTS - THE FIRST IN A SERIES

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Physical proximity amplifies and distorts the behavior of others, and can make even innocuous activities seem offensive. One design professional living in the Christadora, an East Village apartment building, fantasized about banning cooking in his building, because he can’t bear the smell of other people’s food in the hall.

nyt

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

RAZZ MY RAZZ

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Experts Say Gas Prices Won't Get Any Higher

here

Gas could hit $4 per gallon this summer, experts say

or here

A SAINT WALKS AMONG US

THERE WAS A MISS AMERICA NAMED LAUREN
WHO THE PREDATORS WERE ALL ADORIN'
SO THEY WENT TO HER HOUSE
BUT AS A CAT WITH A MOUSE
FOUND IT WAS THEIR OWN OX GOT GORIN'

Miss America Helps Cops in Sex Sting

OKLAHOMA CITY -- Miss America can add crime fighter to her resume. Lauren Nelson recently went undercover with police in New York for a sting targeting sexual predators. Officers with Suffolk County's computer crimes unit created an online profile of a 14-year-old girl that included photographs of Nelson as a teenager.

"I got to chat online with the predators and made phone calls, too,"Nelson said by phone from Atlantic City, N.J

link

AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME, EXCEPT FOR THE DETAILS

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A planet that may be a lot like Earth

WASHINGTON - In a significant advance in the search for extraterrestrial life, European astronomers have discovered what they say may be the first habitable planet orbiting a nearby star.

They described their find as an Earthlike, probably rocky planet small enough and warm enough that it might have water in liquid form on the surface, a necessary condition for life as we know it.

TODAY'S WHO GIVES A

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Rosie O’Donnell to Leave ‘The View’ in June

NEW YORK (AP) -- Rosie O'Donnell's stormy tenure on ''The View'' will be a short one. ABC said Wednesday it was unable to agree on a contract with the opinionated host, and she'll leave the show in June.

aabba

AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, HE'S GOT A WORLD TRADE CENTER TO SELL YOU

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MANCHESTER, N.H. —- Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001.

But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped.

HE WASN'T TALKING TO ME, I'M A THOUGHTFUL PIG

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"You are a rude thoughtless little pig."

Alec Baldwin, movie star, celebrity, dad.

GET SIRIUS

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WFAN listeners are into the second week of double doses of Mike Fancesca and Chris Russo as the sports yakkers fill in the vacant Nappy Imus morning spot and continue with their drive time emissions as well.